Gamer Haiku: 033 – Pokemon (The Series)

23 04 2010


Hybrid bunny rat

Lightning pulsing through his veins,

My friend Pikachu.

…how is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?



Gamer Haiku: 032 – Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti (NES)

19 04 2010

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku GraffitiBaby Splatterhouse,

First Boss = Thriller dance!

Glorious game play.

…I’m not lying, Dracula and four zombies doing the Thriller dance!

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti screenshot

Gamer Haiku: 031 – Banana Prince (NES)

18 04 2010

Banana PrinceIf I had a dime,

For each time I’ve been called that,

…I would be dead broke.

Gamer Haiku: 030 – Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (Sega CD)

16 04 2010

cadillacs & dinosaursYou know what’d be great?

Buff guys, Caddies and dinosaurs!

How can this go wrong?

….Truth is that might have been the best brainstorming day ever.


Gamer Haiku: 029 – The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES)

15 04 2010

Adventures of Bayou Billy“You call that a kinfe?”

Heck, I wouldn’t call Billy,

If he owed me cash…

…Big, dumb, knock-off

Crocodile Dundee

Gamer Haiku: 028 – 10-Yard Fight* (NES)

14 04 2010

10-Yard FightIt’s not Tecmo Bowl,

But it has an asterisk…

Why the asterisk???

Gamer Haiku: 027 – House of the Dead 2 (Dreamcast)

13 04 2010

House of the Dead 2Zombies in Venice,

Brains is only one syllable,