Gamer Haiku: 032 – Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti (NES)

19 04 2010

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku GraffitiBaby Splatterhouse,

First Boss = Thriller dance!

Glorious game play.

…I’m not lying, Dracula and four zombies doing the Thriller dance!

Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti screenshot


Gamer Haiku: 031 – Banana Prince (NES)

18 04 2010

Banana PrinceIf I had a dime,

For each time I’ve been called that,

…I would be dead broke.

Gamer Haiku: 029 – The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES)

15 04 2010

Adventures of Bayou Billy“You call that a kinfe?”

Heck, I wouldn’t call Billy,

If he owed me cash…

…Big, dumb, knock-off

Crocodile Dundee

Gamer Haiku: 028 – 10-Yard Fight* (NES)

14 04 2010

10-Yard FightIt’s not Tecmo Bowl,

But it has an asterisk…

Why the asterisk???

Gamer Haiku: 026 – Castlevania II Simon’s Quest (NES)

12 04 2010

Castlevania II Simon's QuestCursed by Dracula,

Fighting Vampires with a whip,

Is not like Twilight…

Gamer Haiku: 024 – Pro Wrestling (NES)

10 04 2010

Pro WrestlingUpon wrestling foes,

Self-Esteem is key because,



Gamer Haiku: 020 – Duck Hunt (NES)

8 04 2010

Duck HuntThree shots and that’s it,

Don’t press the gun to the screen…

Asshole Laughing Dog.