Jiffy Pop Revolution

Guess who’s back?!?

Ellis Walker — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 23:18:00 +0000

Leaving for another world in one week… I will be restarting my blogging about video games (since I have a “pile of shame” in the hundreds). As well as possibly opening up a new blog or something for my travels in Thailand living and working in a place 8500 miles away. Hope to see you there!

Update on the website

Ellis Walker — Sat, 01 May 2010 16:54:46 +0000

I wanted to apologize to those of you who are coming back everyday looking for content. I have been working this week pretty non stop plus I also work nights on the weekends, so I’m just trying to get through this with my head above water and I’ll start being more consistent again. Thank you so much for your support, I will be back within the next week on a daily basis again, for now, I’ll post whenever I can.

-EW

Gamer Haiku: 033 – Pokemon (The Series)

Ellis Walker — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:22:49 +0000

Hybrid bunny rat

Lightning pulsing through his veins,

My friend Pikachu.

…how is this not the cutest thing you’ve ever seen?

Gamer Haiku: 032 – Splatterhouse: Wanpaku Graffiti (NES)

Ellis Walker — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:54:09 +0000

Baby Splatterhouse,

First Boss = Thriller dance!

Glorious game play.

…I’m not lying, Dracula and four zombies doing the Thriller dance!

Gamer Haiku: 031 – Banana Prince (NES)

Ellis Walker — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:40:09 +0000

If I had a dime,

For each time I’ve been called that,

…I would be dead broke.

Gamer Haiku: 030 – Cadillacs & Dinosaurs (Sega CD)

Ellis Walker — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:53:28 +0000

You know what’d be great?

Buff guys, Caddies and dinosaurs!

How can this go wrong?

….Truth is that might have been the best brainstorming day ever.

Gamer Haiku: 029 – The Adventures of Bayou Billy (NES)

Ellis Walker — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:10:12 +0000

“You call that a kinfe?”

Heck, I wouldn’t call Billy,

If he owed me cash…

…Big, dumb, knock-off

Gamer Haiku: 028 – 10-Yard Fight* (NES)

Ellis Walker — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 21:34:47 +0000

It’s not Tecmo Bowl,

But it has an asterisk…

Why the asterisk???

Gamer Haiku: 027 – House of the Dead 2 (Dreamcast)

Ellis Walker — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 21:40:41 +0000

Zombies in Venice,

Brains is only one syllable,

BRRRAAAAAAAAIIIINNNSS… you see? Still one.

Gamer Haiku: 026 – Castlevania II Simon’s Quest (NES)

Ellis Walker — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:39:01 +0000

Cursed by Dracula,

Fighting Vampires with a whip,

Is not like Twilight…